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Okay, I didn t finish this sucker It was poor I was kind of shocked I was thinking why does no one point out that this is a giant rip off of Honey I Shrunk the Kids and Honey I Blew Up the Kid It s painfully obvious I don t see why this Danial Defoe mope has not had his ass sued, maybe he avoided that by writing his ripoff in a long ass frankly boring olde worlde style so that all the lawyers would fall asleep before they got their writ typed up The other stuff that isn t Lillypoot and Borodbynag or whatever is talking horses and shit and I m pretty sure they re in Lord of the Rings so ripoff although I never saw that movie all the way through because it s kind of boring and also kind of gay.ps some real geek types have PMed me saying that Daniel Dafoe didn t write thia d it was Jonathon Swift I mean, get a life They re all dead right they re like deader than dead who cares lol. Jonathan Swift 1667 1745 writes towards the end of his book an author perfectly blameless, against whom the tribe of answerers, considerers, observers, reflecters, detecters, remarkers, will never be able to find matter for exercising their talents Had Swift known GR he would probably have included reviewers in the above sentence This thought warns me against continuing any further with my review.But the Travels of Gullible Gulliver 1726 have made me laugh like no other book for a long time And I want to share this.The introduction in my edition by Michael Foot was almost as funny For Foot surveys the history of the reaction to Swift s book, from its immediate huge success and popularity during the Enlightenment to the deprecating opinion shared by many, but not all John Keats was one of the exceptions , in puritanical Victorian times They were affronted by the shameful indecency their own minds projected onto Swift s lines.Some of the quotes from Victorian responses made me laugh as heartily as Swift s words a monster, gibbering shrieks and gnashing imprecations against mankind tearing down all shreds of modesty, past all sense of manliness and shame filthy in word, filthy in thought, furious, raging, obscene His rehabilitation started during WW1, beginning with a lecture in Cambridge in 1917 Gulliver s attacks on war and the idiocies of nationalism would have met welcoming ears in that university hall Some rejection still lingered for a while and surprisingly both George Orwell and Aldous Huxley were highly critical of Swift.Nowadays, many aspects of this book appeal strongly to our cynical and detached age What we have now is filtered by the Disney Cartoons and The Economist has chosen Gulliver as the title to its Travel Section And of course, the company Yahoo also got its name from the most detestable of Swift s characters As everyone knows this is a book about travelling The popularity of two of its four parts and their easy refashioning into tales for children disguise the fact that the book was written as a parody of the then prevailing travel writing If for us Travel now means consumption, then it still meant discovery But in all discoveries there is some degree of presumptuousness And this is what bothered Swift But this book is a journey in itself Travel into Acerbity Each part becomes acidic and sour than the previous one And if the Victorians found it indecent we have to admit that there is a fair amount of stripping in this book, but not of clothes Swift is stripping human nature For apart from the hilarious and highly creative stories, the sum of reflections on the relativity of some of our beliefs, which we hold as absolute, constitutes a fully developed treatise on us The Fantastic and Utopian character is disguised by Swift s framing with exact dates each of the four trips Gulliver sets off on the 4th of May 1699 and returns from his final trip on the 5th of December 1715 May be it was this kind of specificity that made one of Swift s contemporaries go and have a look at his Atlas to check where Lilliput was And another adamantly denied that the whole thing could be true Apart from children, some mathematicians have also been delighted by Gulliver s adventures demonstrable proof The third trip, to the Land of Laputa some knowledge of Spanish helps in understanding this title is an amusing diatribe against mathematicians and academics A good reader of Swift must be willing to embrace self parody.The fourth and final trip is the most controversial one, since it is a direct blow at the arrogance of human nature And yet, this part is an excellent exposition of Swift s thinking and his deep aversion of brutality and despotism.Apart from Swift s exuberant imagination, I have greatly enjoyed his language In spite of the irony and satire, his writing reads as coming directly from the pen of Mister Common Sense Swift wrote in a limpid form, keeping a perfect pace that accompanied an impeccable stream of clear thinking Swift was known for his conviction on the appropriate use of language That the use of speech was to make us understand one another, and to receive information of facts now if any one said the thing which was not, these ends were defeated And to make sure of this, he would read aloud to his servants to confirm that his text would be understood.He kept his humour until the end, and this is what he wrote for his own epitaph He gave the little wealth he had,To build a House for Fools and Mad.And shew d by one Satyric Touch,No Nation needed it so much I close this book feeling a great respect for the smart, polite Houyhnhnms who enjoy a level of wisdom and common sense that should be the envy of all of us. And he gave it for his opinion, that whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, to grow upon a spot of ground where only one grew before, would deserve better of mankind, and do essential service to his country, than the whole race of politicians put together I don t think there will ever be a time when Gulliver s Travels doesn t feel like a perfect mirror of humankind I remember the first time I read it, as a child I was immeasurably impressed with the sudden insight that things are small or great depending on comparison with other things, and that there are no absolute values That knowledge, combined with the idea that you learn to understand yourself by seeing your peculiarities through the eyes of people who do not share your social and cultural background, helped me navigate my globetrotting childhood When I reread the Travels as a grown up, I focused on the political satire, finding pleasure in discovering that the typical idiocies of my own time apparently had their correspondences centuries ago Somehow, that made life easier to bear.But now I am beginning to wonder Are the yahoos degenerating further When will they hit rock bottom And could we maybe ship off some of our worst yahoos to Lilliput, where they can claim they are great without lying Thank Goodness there are authors like Swift, who are capable of making humanists in despair laugh on dark November nights after reading the never ending misery called news Oh Lordy, I wish they were fake.But they are likely to mirror the world without the wit and irony that Swift added to make life endurable, enjoyable even That is a quality in an author that is always needed, now than ever Yahooooooooooooooooo This was my favorite required reading in high school well, actually, probably tied with Animal Farm It was a very pleasant and unexpected surprise The reference points I had were cartoon retellings of this from my youth I only really had an image of Gulliver vs the Lilliputians and that was only the most basic giant in a land full of very small people storylines well, they were trying to entertain children, so it doesn t have to get much complex than that But, the book is made up of stories than just Gulliver as a giant hence the Travels plural The content of these stories is witty and not so thinly veiled political and social commentary In the end, it didn t feel like required reading at all it was a truly enjoyable adventure I was glad to take Another excellent invention of the Laputan Academy is a kind of fellowship or club, which they call in their language Sdaerdoog, or superior literature and indeed the name does not belie the thing, for it is quite the most superior manner of enjoying literature yet devized Noting that every man will be well acquainted with the great books of the world, yet few have the inclination to read them, the Laputan savants have ordained a scheme, no less ingenious than equitable, whereby this onerous duty is divided among the members of the club On completing the perusal of a book, the reader composes a short pamphlet, that they term a weiver , containing all the knowledge a gentleman of good sense and education may learn from the writing in question This he then distributes to his fellows, who can can now read a score of weivers in the time they would perforce have laid down on the reading of a single tome There are members of the Academy who do naught but read weivers the length of the day it is impossible to exaggerate the prodigious extent of their learning, which would be the envy of any Oxford or Cambridge professor. Oh man.This book was sheer torture The writing was dry and bland and boring Swift had some really interesting ideas An island of people no larger than your finger Another island with people that are 60 feet tall A floating island, an island of scientists, the island of Yahoosbut the execution was hard to appreciate I came very close to putting this novel down many many times I admit to not being a fan of early, victorian literature, but this was just painful. So much than just a fantastical tale of a man journeying to mystical lands This is thinly veiled satiresuper thin.A seafaring Englishman ends up in four fairytale worlds where people are small, gigantic, smarties in the maths, and where people are horses By the second journey you d think he d be done with all this, but in the end he s done with humans and has trouble living amongst his own kind.Written in the old style where listing off occurrences constituted an adventure and a perfectly well constructed story, Gulliver s Travels can be at times a tedious read It s filled with a laundry list of actions I did this and then I did this , and when you think some tension or conflict is a brewin you get simple expedients flatly stated I was faced with an obstacle and so I overcame it by doing this After a time it all becomes trying and uninspiring, making the turning of pages ever difficult However, if you ve come to this book looking for condemnation of the human race s worst foibles, you ve come to the right place Swift dispatches venom towards the leeches of humanity Lawyers, for instance, get blasted left, right and center I m one of those people that feels we re not much better, and sometimes not any better, than base animals, so I was okay with the author s bashing of my fellow man Those who don t understand anything beyond Humans We re 1 aren t going to like this Regardless of its faults, I m glad I finally got around to reading the original, full length version In school I read an abridged and sanitized version, which left out all the mentions of genitalia and bodily functions This is much better with all the pee and tits included PS Check out my video review of Gulliver s Travels here It s one of the stranger occurrences that Gulliver s Travels is recognized often than not as a fantastical adventure for the delight of children, when in actuality it is one of the bleakest condemnations of human beings to ever corrode a page The Reverend Swift is a master of misanthropic satire, and even with the arsenal of footnotes as this wonderful edition from Oxford Classics exhaustively supplies essential for a well rounded reading of GT, the Gentle Reader is still left staggering to keep up with the immense range of the Author s targets Nothing is sacred in Swift s world, besides that dim flicker of reason that most people dedicate their entire lives to trying to snuff out Up against a foe like that, Swift teases with barely veiled blasphemy and sedation, all in the hopes of making the reader uncomfortable enough to possibly fart out an actual thought of their own The plot of the book is familiar enough to most a seemingly innocuous account of the travels and travails of a polite and resourceful British naval surgeon as he visits exotic locales not to be found on any early 18th century map But what most people miss including all the little tykes who have watched shitty movie adaptations, such as the one featuring the talents of Jack Black is that as Gulliver makes his way through adventures with tiny people, giants and cities in the sky, he finds himself losing heart in his sincere attempts to explain and defend his country s societal and moral s, and by novel s end is crushed with bitterness and disgust for the human race The fatal thrust of Swift s argument which, as he declares in a letter to his pen pal, Alexander Pope, is to show that there is nothing rational about humans as rational animals is delivered in Gulliver s final travel to an utopia where talking horses encapsulate all the ideals we supposedly champion, while humans are nothing but a bunch of savage Yahoos What follows is one of the most disparaging denouements on the human condition that this particular reader has ever encountered A hilarious but sobering remedy for any wayward soul who still has faith in humanity. (DOWNLOAD) Ð Gulliver’s Travels ß I felt something alive moving on my left leg when bending my Eyes downwards as much as I could I perceived it to be a human Creature not six inches high Shipwrecked and cast adrift, Lemuel Gulliver wakes to find himself on Lilliput, an island inhabited by little people, whose height makes their quarrels over fashion and fame seem ridiculous His subsequent encounters with the crude giants of Brobdingnag, the philosophical Houyhnhnms and the brutish Yahoos give Gulliver new, bitter insights into human behaviour Swift s savage satire view mankind in a distorted hall of mirrors as a diminished, magnified and finally bestial species, presenting us with an uncompromising reflection of ourselves.This text, based on the first edition of 1726, reproduces all its original illustrations and includes an introduction by Robert Demaria, Jr, which discusses the ways Gulliver s Travels has been interpreted since its first publication. Lemuel Gulliver was the first who discovered the theory of relativity he comprehended that everything in the world is relative therefore while amongst Lilliputians he is a giant, amongst Brobdingnagians he is a midget.Eccentricity excellently stands against the erosion of time much better than any fashion But it takes a genius to see everything ordinary and commonplace in a bizarre light and to make it withstand the ages Everyone knows how laborious the usual method is of attaining to arts and sciences whereas by his contrivance, the most ignorant person at a reasonable charge, and with a little bodily labour, may write books in philosophy, poetry, politics, law, mathematics and theology, without the least assistance from genius or study He then led me to the frame, about the sides whereof all his pupils stood in ranks It was twenty foot square, placed in the middle of the room The superficies was composed of several bits of wood, about the bigness of a die, but some larger than others They were all linked together by slender wires These bits of wood were covered on every square with papers pasted on them and on these papers were written all the words of their language in their several moods, tenses, and declensions, but without any order The professor then desired me to observe, for he was going to set his engine at work.Rejoice, Jonathan Swift was an inventor of a computer and he was the first programmer