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This is chick lit at its worst Predictable, and annoying, the protagonist makes you want to throw her off of a moving train She speaks like my 15 year old niece, perhaps worst I found it somewhat hard to believe that someone like the leading male in the book would find a vapid, self absorbed, over the top and nosey woman interesting.The author tries to convey that the characters quirky but annoying disposition as somehow endearing unfortunately it doesn t work It s to my understanding that This is chick lit at its worst Predictable, and annoying, the protagonist makes you want to throw her off of a moving train She speaks like my 15 year old niece, perhaps worst I found it somewhat hard to believe that someone like the leading male in the book would find a vapid, self absorbed, over the top and nosey woman interesting.The author tries to convey that the characters quirky but annoying disposition as somehow endearing unfortunately it doesn t work It s to my understanding that the author wrote another series that was very popular that went on be a successful movie, which I ve seen essentially, a film for adolescents Although spiced with a steamy love romp, the book didn t really have enough texture or complexity for me to enjoy it What should have been an enjoyable and quick read turned and into an annoying page turner.Not recommended for most save your time, and spend it on reading a better quality chick lit or romance novel I ve been reading a lot of books lately and I haven t written a review for any of them I decided to start writing one for Queen of Babble because this is seriously in my chick lit top list right now I love it.Some may find this novel superficial, unrealistic and way too predictable, and you know, maybe it kind of is but that doesn t mean it s less fun.I read this book after reading a lot of depressing books and wooow, it seriously was an amazing choice I just couldn t put it down It s the I ve been reading a lot of books lately and I haven t written a review for any of them I decided to start writing one for Queen of Babble because this is seriously in my chick lit top list right now I love it.Some may find this novel superficial, unrealistic and way too predictable, and you know, maybe it kind of is but that doesn t mean it s less fun.I read this book after reading a lot of depressing books and wooow, it seriously was an amazing choice I just couldn t put it down It s the perfect book for the summer if you re looking for something light, fun and happy Sometimes you just need to read some brainless stuff to put you in a good mood and this novel is succesful in achieving it The secondary characters make the entire series, they re all amazing and so particular, and well I just could not love Lizzie even if she sometimes comes across as a little inmature, she s flawed and that s what makes me like herI like to add how I kind of like to see this book as a stand alone for the other two, but don t get me wrong, that doesn t mean I loved them less I don t want to spoil anything so I won t say a lot, just that you ll understand what I mean when you read the other two and you re going to be extremely surprised I ve been recommending this book a looot, so give this a chance, it s always nice to dream a little P Once again, after reading a string of heavier novels, I was ready for something light and fluffy Yay for literary cotton candy, and a good chick lit book can always be counted on Without having read the first one, I added all three Queen of Babble books to my list, figuring I m neurotic enough to want to read the whole series With the first one, we are introduced to Lizzie, a young twenty something who is one thesis short of graduating college and a continent away from the man she lovesa Once again, after reading a string of heavier novels, I was ready for something light and fluffy Yay for literary cotton candy, and a good chick lit book can always be counted on Without having read the first one, I added all three Queen of Babble books to my list, figuring I m neurotic enough to want to read the whole series With the first one, we are introduced to Lizzie, a young twenty something who is one thesis short of graduating college and a continent away from the man she lovesand incidentally has only known for three months, most of which has been long distance Similar to most young heroines in this genre, Lizzie throws caution to the wind and gives in to the fantasies in her head about the great summer in Europe she s to spend with the love of her life Like the general plots of this genre, things don t always go according to plan, in this case because of Lizzie s habit of opening her mouth and inserting her foot on a regular basis When this habit reveals to her the kind of guy her boyfriend really is, she heads to France where her best friend is working at winery via a train where she spills all to the handsome guy she ends up sitting next to Thenyou guessed ithilarity ensues All sarcasm aside, the book is actually pretty funny and fun to read if you can sort of forget the fact that you ve probably read it before But it s the formulaic plots that make certain Hollywood movies so fun and Queen of Babble reads just like one of these poppy chick flicks YesI m a fan Through the first novel in Meg Cabot s Queen of Babble series, we get a taste of the nasty girlfriend of the guy our heroine falls in love, the humor of the best friend side character and dysfunctional family members of the heroine, and the coming of age aspect of Lizzie developing as the pages turn I m not going to overfluff and say that Lizzie s a wonderfully delightful character especially because I m sure I m going way over my cliche limit , because even though she s likable, she had her annoying moments as well But I laughed quite a bit, did the girly sigh at some of theromantic parts, and pretty much enjoyed a book that didn t make me think about what was going onjust let me sit back and enjoy the show Re read 7 29 15 2.5 out of 5 stars Cute, but nothing special I feel like I remember this being so much better Oh well. DID NOT FINISH ZERO stars The one thing I cannot stand is a female character that is so immature and clueless as to be just too stupid to live I quit on page 44 43 pages longer than I should have read, but I was determined to give it a fair shot After all, Cabot does start with a quotation from William Shakespeare promising But then she begins the novel this way I can t believe this I can t believe I don t remember what he looks like How can I not remember what he looks like I mean DID NOT FINISH ZERO stars The one thing I cannot stand is a female character that is so immature and clueless as to be just too stupid to live I quit on page 44 43 pages longer than I should have read, but I was determined to give it a fair shot After all, Cabot does start with a quotation from William Shakespeare promising But then she begins the novel this way I can t believe this I can t believe I don t remember what he looks like How can I not remember what he looks like I mean, his tongue has been in my mouth How could I forget what someone whose tongue has been in my mouth looks like It s torture just to type it for a quote The thing that really gets me about books like this, and characters like Lizzie Nichols, is that there are legions of girls and young women reading these kind of books and thinking this is cute, sexy, endearing behavior It isn t They should readAnne of Green GablesorLittle Womeninstead Lizzie Nichols is a blabber mouth But that s not her biggest problem If I was her, I d befocused on the fact that I was a self absorbed, boyfriend stealing, shallow, mindless, sorry excuse for a woman After meeting a guy for 24 hours, this idiot declares that she s in love with him AND THEN proceeds to move in with him, to another country of course, after only knowing him for three months I put quotations around knowing because after the initial 24 hours, the contact she had with thi Lizzie Nichols is a blabber mouth But that s not her biggest problem If I was her, I d befocused on the fact that I was a self absorbed, boyfriend stealing, shallow, mindless, sorry excuse for a woman After meeting a guy for 24 hours, this idiot declares that she s in love with him AND THEN proceeds to move in with him, to another country of course, after only knowing him for three months I put quotations around knowing because after the initial 24 hours, the contact she had with this guy was only through e mail The fact that she leaves a mere day after she has arrived because the guy isn t what he seemed to be you mean in the oh, I don t know, 24 hours you ve actually had a real conversation with him Color me shocked is neither here nor there because she then continues to be an idiot throughout the entire summer.Case in point Another mere 24 hours after leaving the love of her life, she then falls in love with another guy after, you got it, knowing him for 24 hours She just lurves him And that s all she thinks about This chick is pathetic All she bitches about is a guy All the time The guy might be moving to Paris and she thinks Oh that s a whole ocean away from me Dude, you ve known him for two days, did you really envision this grand I will love you forever scenario Then she complains about the guy s girlfriend being mean to her, saying I don t know what I ever did to her Well, gee, I don t know, maybe you ve been blabbing everything she told you out to people she wouldn t want you to or maybe it s the fact that you ve been FLIRTING with her BOYFRIEND in a not so subtle way Hell, if it was me, I wouldn t have been manipulative, I would ve pounded Lizzie Nichols into the ground pathetic chicks tend to bring out violent tendencies in me with the whole backtracking the feminist movement about fifty years thing Seriously, this chick was like Bella with a better fashion sense.And another thing, the whole blabbermouth thing is not cute In the slightest Sure, on some people it s endearing five year olds, honest to God good bitchy people , but on Lizzie Nichols it wasn t It just made her sound like an idiot One who can t keep a secret for the life of her She was also nosy She needed to mind her own damn businessthan half the time Annoying.The only reason I gave Queen of Babble two stars instead of one is because I really liked the supporting characters Shari was actually smart which means Meg Cabot can write a smart female, but chose not to in regards to Lizzie, which is baffling and Chaz was just adorable I also really liked Agnes So, two stars for great supporting characters and for being a quick page turner Too bad the main character was annoying and a disgrace to strong women everywhere I call her Bella lite Basic InfoFormat AudioPages Length 5hrs and 41mins.Genre Chick litAt A GlanceLove Triangle Insta Love Obsession Slight Triangle Cliff Hanger noTriggers n aRating 3 StarsScore Sheet All out of tenCover 8Plot 7Characters 7World Building 6Flow 7Series Congruity n aWriting 7Ending 7Total 7In DeptBest Part B s never win.Worst Part Dumb girls.Thoughts Had really wow what a bit h Diet coke ConclusionContinuing the Series yesRecommending ehShort Review Okay i am going to w Basic InfoFormat AudioPages Length 5hrs and 41mins.Genre Chick litAt A GlanceLove Triangle Insta Love Obsession Slight Triangle Cliff Hanger noTriggers n aRating 3 StarsScore Sheet All out of tenCover 8Plot 7Characters 7World Building 6Flow 7Series Congruity n aWriting 7Ending 7Total 7In DeptBest Part B s never win.Worst Part Dumb girls.Thoughts Had really wow what a bit h Diet coke ConclusionContinuing the Series yesRecommending ehShort Review Okay i am going to write a book where the girl runs off to paris by her self and gets KILLED i m over this whole lets just run off to paris and get on trains and just be okay NO secondly, you seriously didn t know your boyfriends living situation before you flow over the OCEAN to see him nor his job sigh some times love truly blinds some people Misc Book Boyfriend oh i can t remember his name Best Friend Material the MC even thou she is the babble queen Review in GIF Form This is a mindless read The main character, Lizzie, has just graduated college with a degree that is pretty much useless She has no idea what she ll do with the rest of her life, and she is completely wrapped up in Andrew, a boy she spent one evening with She flies to England to spend the summer with him, which is where the real story picks up Lizzie is a superficial and annoying character, making it difficult to keep reading at times, but there are a few funny bits throughout the story In This is a mindless read The main character, Lizzie, has just graduated college with a degree that is pretty much useless She has no idea what she ll do with the rest of her life, and she is completely wrapped up in Andrew, a boy she spent one evening with She flies to England to spend the summer with him, which is where the real story picks up Lizzie is a superficial and annoying character, making it difficult to keep reading at times, but there are a few funny bits throughout the story In a way, Lizzie reminds me of Rachel from Friends in the first season superficial, whiny, and dumb to the ways of the world but she speaks like a middle schooler Not meant for the literary geniuses of the world (DOWNLOAD EPUB) å Queen of Babble ó What s an American girl with a big mouth, but an equally big heart, to do Lizzie Nichols has a problem, and it isn t that she doesn t have the slightest idea what she s going to do with her life, or that she s blowing what should be her down payment on a cute little Manhattan apartment on a trip to London to visit her long distance boyfriend, Andrew But what s the point of planning for the future when she s done it again See, Lizzie can t keep her mouth shut And it s not just that she can t keep her own secrets, she can t keep anything to herselfThis time when she opens her big mouth, her good intentions get Andrew in major hot water So now Lizzie s stuck in London with no boyfriend and no place to stay until the departure date written on her non refundable airline ticketFortunately, there s Shari, Lizzie s best friend and college roommate, who s spending her summer in southern France, catering weddings with her boyfriend, Chaz, in a sixteenth century ch teau One call and Lizzie s on a train to Souillac Who cares if she s never traveled alone in her life and only speaks rudimentary French One glimpse of gorgeous Ch teau Mirac not to mention gorgeous Luke, the son of Ch teau Mirac s owner and she s smittenBut while most caterers can be trusted to keep a secret, Lizzie s the exception And no sooner has the first cork been popped than Luke hates her, the bride is in tears, and it looks like Ch teau Mirac is in danger of becoming a lipo recovery spa As if things aren t bad enough, her ex boyfriend Andrew shows up looking for closure or at least a loan , threatening to ruin everything, especially Lizzie s chance at ever finding real loveUnless she can figure out a way to use that big mouth of hers to save the day I thought I would dislike the protagonist because she shoots her mouth off at every opportunity, based on the title, but in actuality, she just has a tendency to open mouth and insert foot I m guilty of that myself at times, so I could identify with her plight I did think what was essentially her trans Atlantic booty call was a bit ridiculous, but it worked out in the end There was a lot of room for character growth and Lizzie really shined as she worked to figure out what she wanted to do wi I thought I would dislike the protagonist because she shoots her mouth off at every opportunity, based on the title, but in actuality, she just has a tendency to open mouth and insert foot I m guilty of that myself at times, so I could identify with her plight I did think what was essentially her trans Atlantic booty call was a bit ridiculous, but it worked out in the end There was a lot of room for character growth and Lizzie really shined as she worked to figure out what she wanted to do with her life I ended up kinda spoiling myself for the second book because I thought that s the one I had already downloaded from the library, but it turns out it was the third book Oops Oh, wellit does seem like things get eveninteresting, though